[FF/Two-shots/Yaoi/PG-15] SHINee Yaoi-shots: WTF I’m Going to Be a Father?! – part 1 {onkey couple}


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A/N onkey:
Hufffttt annyeong lagi ^^;; belom bosen kan ketemu sama sayah?? >.< Mudah-mudahan belum karena author lagi-lagi datang membawa one shot terbaru Onkey yang masih merupakan bagian dari serangkaian oneshot spesial SHINee yang kemarin sudah dijelaskan author. Sebelumnya author mau minta maaf dulu kalau oneshot yang kemarin-kemarin masih banyak grammatical errors and typos~ maklum, author kaga punya ‘asisten’ buat beta-read tulisan-tulisannya jadi yah gitu lah =/
Oneshot kali ini based on SHINee’s latest reality show yaitu Hello Baby. Tau kan gimana noraknya si Tofu appa ngadepin si baby yang imut bernama Yoogeun ntu? Nah sekarang, gimana kalo suatu hari si appa yang sepertinya memiliki fobia terhadap anak kecil itu dikasih tau sama Key bahwa “istri”nya yang bohay itu hamil?? XDD

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The night is late already but the light inside SHINee’s dorm is still on and the passerby below could easily see a silhouette behind a thin curtain. The silhouette that belongs to the leader of the idol group strolls back and forth before it lands on the beige couch stated in the middle of the room. Lee Jinki, also known as Onew, furiously glances at his watch for nth time today. Taemin is staying at his school, busy preparing for its 50th anniversary celebration and Minho is going somewhere. The other two are nowhere to be seen and this is the main reason why Jinki is so mad right now. Think about it, who won’t feel jealous and betrayed if your spouse goes somewhere with his or her best friend, especially if the best friend is also your band mates and often being paired up with your loved ones??

Blame those crazy fangirls who fantasized a silly couple named ‘JongKey’, because now the jealous, hurt, not to mention mad as hell Lee Jinki is thinking of the most brutal way to kill Jonghyun once he and his ‘wife’, Kim Keybum are home. The leader huffs and tries to grabs his usually calm-self back, but to no avail. His mind keeps on provoking him about his missing wife and what could he possibly do with the dino-friend of his, but at the same time something at the back of his head telling him that it’s his fault as well.

Jinki frowns as he recalls what was happening since a couple of months ago…

(FLASHBACK 3 MONTHS AGO)

Jinki kissed Kibum’s lips softly as the latter closed the gaps between their bodies. The kiss then became a demanding and passionate one when the bottom rolled over and set himself on top of Jinki. The couple had to pull away when their lungs scream for a supply of air. Even so, they never stopped looking at each other’s eyes lovingly or removed their hands off each other’s warm bodies.
“I love you.” whispered Jinki as he raised one his hands and stroked Kibum’s black silky hair. The said name pecked the leader’s lips and smiled.
“Thanks a lot but,” the smile turned to a smirk,” I don’t think I love you, mister.”
Jinki laughed and mimic his lover’s expression.
“Is that so?” teased him. Kibum nodded his head, confirming the words he said just now. Jinki knew that the younger was just teasing him so he strangled Kibum and tickled his weak spot; his waist. The sudden assault made Kibum surprised and immediately laughed his heart out, mouth opened to plead Jinki to stop.
“JIN…AHAHAHAHAH!! Y… YAH!! STOP!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!” the boy laughed hysterically.
“You bad boy… How dare you asking me to stop after what you said earlier, huh?!” Jinki half yelled half laughed, keep tickled him from every direction. Kibum’s frantic moves made their bodies roll and changed their position with Jinki on top of the other boy.

Kibum’s laugh stopped when the eldest grabbed both his hands and pinned them above his head. The beautiful boy’s breath got caught in the middle of his throat when Jinki gave him the look he knew so well. The boy shivered when the leader’s hot breath swept his sensitive earlobe.
“Kim Kibum, you should be punished for teasing your boyfriend…” Jinki whispered huskily.
Kibum moaned softly when he felt his lover’s moist lips touched his cheek, down to meet his jaw line and finally stayed at his neck. The leader’s hand slowly went south to grab the hem of his wife’s pink t-shirt and lift up the fabric slowly, but suddenly his action was stopped by the other male.

“Jinki,” said Kibum, “I have something to tell you.”
The older male shifted his attention from the boy’s neck to his face, only to find Kibum stared at him with an unreadable expression.
“Why so serious, babe? Are you going to tell me you’re dying or something?” he tried to joke which unfortunately earned a frown from the younger.
“I’m not in the mood to kid around ok? It’s important and I want you to know about this.” Kibum bit his lower lips to suppress the tears that were threatening to come out anytime soon. Jinki, was panicked. He never knew his wife could be that sensitive. In fact this was the first time he saw Kibum weep so easily. Was he PMS-ing or something?

“Hey, why are you crying? I’m sorry if I hurt you.” Jinki cooed and pecked Kibum’s lips softly. “Now tell me what bothers you…”
Kibum sniffed and looked hesitant for a moment, as if he wasn’t sure if he had to tell the truth to his lover but then he took a deep breathe and finally confessed.
“Jinki, I think… I‘m pregnant.”

***
(The Next Morning)

Taemin yawned and stepped out of his and Minho’s shared bedroom. A wide smile lingered on his lips as he walked toward the kitchen to have some breakfast before school. However, the smile vanished pretty quickly when he arrived at the area and saw rather shocking scenery there. His Umma was cooking as usual, but what made Taemin gasped was his puffy and red eyes. His appa is no better at all; with a devastated look on his face and very visible panda eyes he had, he is sitting on one of the dining table’s chair. None of them had even a slight will to talk to each other.

“Um… Good morning …?” the youngest greeted, ever so carefully. Jinki startled a bit and forced himself to look normal when he saw the magnae.
“Oh, morning Taeminnie. Did you sleep well last night?” he asked.
“Uh huh, I guess so.” Taemin replied and took a seat beside the leader.
Jinki ruffled the 16 year old boy’s hair and smiled.
“Where’s Minho?”
“He’s brushing his teeth now. He’ll join us later.” Taemin replied the tofu’s question.
And true enough; not long after, the tall boy entered the kitchen and sit beside Taemin as he greeted everyone.

“Key, are you okay? You seem a little… weird today.” Minho asked with a voice laced by full-concern for the umma of the band. Jonghyun who just woke up, walked groggily to the dining table and joined the three already seated people. Kibum finally snapped out and looked at the rapper, tried to put a straight face.
“I’m alright, Minho. Just having a little… headache at this moment.” he replied, trying hard to not give a cold glance at Jinki at the same time.
“Oh… okay then.”
Minho was somewhat unsure about the band parents’ condition and a voice in the back of his head told him that something must have happened between the two. Even Jonghyun frowned as he felt the dark aura filling the whole dining area.

They had their breakfast meal in total silence. Nor Taemin, Minho or Jonghyun had guts to ask whatever happened to the couple but they started to feel uneasy about the situation. Jonghyun tried to lighten up the mood by throwing one of his jokes but ended up miserably by the killing stare of Key that practically said get-lost-you-and-that-stupid-joke-of-yours. So that was it; the dinosaur gave up.

“Oh, I just remember! We’re going to shoot Hello Baby again this weekend right?? OMG, I’m so happy!” Taemin yelled and bounced at his seat. Minho chuckled.
“Yah, I know you love Yoogeun as much as I do but don’t get too excited like that.” the rapper said. Taemin giggled cutely.
“He is just too adorable, hyung~ I wish we could have a baby in our dorm.” he gasped and turned to look at his tensed appa with puppy eyes, “Appa, can umma give me some siblings?!”

Jonghyun snorted.
“Do you know how stupid does it sound? Men can’t get pregnant, kid!” he blurted out without realizing his best friend’s clenched fist on the table. Taemin pouted and Minho glared at the blonde man.
“I just think it’ll be fun if I have a brother to play with and Key umma would be cute if he’s pregnant…”
“You know what, Taeminnie,” Kibum cut his son’s words quite harshly, “I‘ll be so GLAD to produce some little siblings for you but sadly there is someone who’s scared of…”
“I am not afraid of commitment, Kim Kibum!” this time it was Jinki who interfere Kibum. The highlighted hair male pierced his cold stare at the leader, ignored the three confused members that were sitting across him.
“Oh is that so? But I see you were quite… ermm how do we call it? Ah yes, OBVIOUS about that!”
Jinki gritted his teeth and replied,
“I am not afraid, damn it! I’m just not ready yet!”
Kibum smirked.
“You ARE afraid, Lee Jinki. You don’t want to be attached to me and our child. That’s why you were panicking when I told you I am pregnant!”

And the chaos broke; Taemin dropped his spoon which created an ear-wrecking sound when the stainless-made hit the melamine plate. Minho stopped munching his food; both eyes looked like they were being pumped out of the sockets. Jonghyun coughed brutally, as an effect of choking a big piece of chicken just now. His hand reached out for a glass of water and drank it frantically in one gulp. The three tried to digest what they heard earlier before the ruckus came back to life.
“M,Mwo???!!” Taemin screamed.
“Hyung, please tell me this is just a prank…”
“HOLY SHIT! MEN DO GET PREGNANT??!”

“Jjong! No swearing, please!” Jinki warned sharply.
“Yes Jjong, men do get pregnant and I’m a good example of it!” snapped Kibum as he banged the dining table with his fist.
“You know I have phobia with babies, Kibum. What would people say if they know I’m scared to touch or even hug my own child?!” argued the frustrated and over-desperate leader.
“That’s the lamest bullshit I ever heard from you, tofu! Don’t use Yoogeun or another poor baby to back you up. You are NOT afraid of kids, but of a thing called COMMITMENT and you don’t want to be attached yet! How dare you ask me to abort your own child?!” barked the red-faced Kibum who got up from his seat and looked so ready to stab the fork on the table to the man beside him.

Taemin was about to flinch at the profanity his umma threw but the last sentence shocked him, as well as the other two.
“MWO??!” again, that was the only word slipped out of his mouth; only louder this time.
“Hyung!” Minho’s eyes got even wider as he stared at the leader in disbelief, but that was nothing compared to Jonghyun’s wrath that lit in an instant and adding the tension in the room.
“LEE JINKI, TELL ME YOU NEVER MEANT TO SAY THAT TO KIBUM COS IF YOU DID I SWEAR I’M GONNA KILL YOU THIS VERY SECOND AND…”
“DON’T YOU DARE YELLING AT ME, KIM JONGHYUN!” Jinki roared; knuckles turn white as he tried to suppress the urge to punch the younger male.
“HE IS TRYING TO DEFEND HIS BEST FRIEND AND THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT! YOU’RE THE ONE WITH A PROBLEM IN YOUR HEAD, LEE JINKI!” Kibum roared back at the leader. His chest hurt as he tried to keep his voice loud and fierce, while actually he wanted to cry so badly.

“STOP IT! PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP, ALL OF YOU!!”
The three quarrelling members were startled by the massive sound made by someone else in the room. Choi Minho had stood up and glared at each and every one of them.
“You know what, I actually don’t really care about Key being pregnant or whatsoever, but for God’s sake if you want to kill each other just don’t do it in front of Taemin! You guys scare the hell out of him!!” the tall boy let out an audible hiss at the end of his sentences.
Kibum gasped and quickly shifted his eyes to the poor boy. Taemin shook on his seat, heads down and his slim fingers gripped Minho’s green shirt tightly as if it’s his dear life. Jinki wanted to slap himself; he forgot that the baby of the band was still there, watching the fight from the beginning while he wasn’t supposed to witness it at all.

The small boy let out a sniff which soon turned to be a series of sobs and Minho had to pull him to his embrace.
“Please hyung, I know it must be hard for you to face such problem you have right now but at least calm yourself down and try to solve it together. You won’t go anywhere if you keep yelling at each other like what you guys just did.” Minho’s voice softened as he stroke Taemin’s hair gently.
The three stunned at their places and a sudden guilt attack them, especially Jinki and Kibum. Both know they shouldn’t bring up the issue and mostly talked about their private problem openly with the rest of the members.

“I’m sorry, I just… Look, I don’t think I can talk about this right now… I have to go. Sorry!” he muttered and turned around, leaving the speechless band mates behind. Nobody spoke; Taemin’s soft sobs was the only sound heard in the silent room.

***

TO BE CONTINUED…

9 thoughts on “[FF/Two-shots/Yaoi/PG-15] SHINee Yaoi-shots: WTF I’m Going to Be a Father?! – part 1 {onkey couple}

  1. Anneyong
    pusing~~
    ff-mu keren cingu!
    Tp saia hrus jungkir balik bc’a
    bru bc 1 paragraf, nyerah dh! Tp pnasaran ma lanjutan’a, tp nyut2an pala
    hahaha
    bisa brikan indo ver padaku?
    Gomawo

    • annyeong juga ^^
      makasih udah mau baca dan comment tapi maap saya bohwat kalo kudu ngepost bahasa indonya juga TT__TT
      jyakakakakak diusahakan dah inggrisnya kaga susah-susah gitu laen kali >.<
      gomawo ^0^

  2. Seru seru ..
    ApaLagi pas bagian berantemnya 3 orang ntu .
    Hahaha ..
    Taemin ampe gemeteran gitu ngeLiat 3 hyungnya berantem .
    Aigooo minnie sini maen sama aku aja ..🙂

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